Fedoras: Forever Alone

A compilation of the worst offenders in fashion: fedora wearers. Here we collect images of the men (mostly) of OkCupid who message us while wearing these horrible hats that are an instant deal breaker. A fedora speaks volumes about one's character. It implies that he is a basement dwelling, live action role playing, no social skills having, complete and utter geek in the worst sense of the word. Nobody looks good in a fedora (or at least nobody looks better), but these are the chumps that, not only look bad in them, but have single handedly brought the fedora so far out of fashion that we don't think that anything will bring them back. Shame on you geeks of America! Here is your wall of shame.

charliciousx:

Sometimes when I go shopping with my dad he let’s me dress him up and take pictures

This look is called the “ultimate douche bag”

captaintightpanties:

that feel wen u give her ur music
wen u make her song take wing
and she deny u and betray u
#thatfuckingbitch #friendzonedagain

slorestgreen:

I posted about my gf on my college’s flirts page. My roommate audibly gagged when I read it to him.

dumblr-feminist:

At the risk of being attacked again cause I bought a fedora at Spencers, here’s a picture of me with my kitty. I was going through a photobucket album trying to find a picture of something else and this was in there and I was like DAWWWW.

About me:

My name is Monica, I hate social justice warriors, I hate feminists, I hate just about any angry, self entitled, spoiled brat on this website. I am egalitarian, I believe in true equality for all races/religious/creeds/genders/whatever. I believe the way people should treat others should be based on behavior not any physical characteristics. That being said I’m a very hated person here on tumblr.
I don’t trigger warn. I don’t care about your oppression. I am not here to coddle you. I am not here to apologize for my race/gender. I am sick of all of you idiots and I will not allow you to play the victim. You wanna go? Lets go. Blog will also be NSFW almost all the time so enjoy that as well.

…oh

dumblr-feminist:

At the risk of being attacked again cause I bought a fedora at Spencers, here’s a picture of me with my kitty. I was going through a photobucket album trying to find a picture of something else and this was in there and I was like DAWWWW.

About me:

My name is Monica, I hate social justice warriors, I hate feminists, I hate just about any angry, self entitled, spoiled brat on this website. I am egalitarian, I believe in true equality for all races/religious/creeds/genders/whatever. I believe the way people should treat others should be based on behavior not any physical characteristics. That being said I’m a very hated person here on tumblr.

I don’t trigger warn. I don’t care about your oppression. I am not here to coddle you. I am not here to apologize for my race/gender. I am sick of all of you idiots and I will not allow you to play the victim. You wanna go? Lets go. Blog will also be NSFW almost all the time so enjoy that as well.

…oh

wings-of-nidhoggr:

[fedora intensifies]

elismind:

Thank you bluesfest and the fedora store #bluesfestival #bluesfest #fedora

srsbronydrama:

my sole objection to the Fedora™ thing was always that these idiots were wearing a formal hat with t-shirts and cargo shorts, a fashion crime that would make Rarity blind herself like Oedipus Rex

Now look at THIS fuckin’ guy.

THIS is called “Doing It Right”, ladies and gentlemen.

It really isn’t any better, you’re not a detective bro.

fedora-atheists:

Ayn Rand: the good fedora atheist’s lord and savior.

fedora-atheists:

Ayn Rand: the good fedora atheist’s lord and savior.