Fedoras: Forever Alone

A compilation of the worst offenders in fashion: fedora wearers. Here we collect images of the men (mostly) of OkCupid who message us while wearing these horrible hats that are an instant deal breaker. A fedora speaks volumes about one's character. It implies that he is a basement dwelling, live action role playing, no social skills having, complete and utter geek in the worst sense of the word. Nobody looks good in a fedora (or at least nobody looks better), but these are the chumps that, not only look bad in them, but have single handedly brought the fedora so far out of fashion that we don't think that anything will bring them back. Shame on you geeks of America! Here is your wall of shame.
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"Wow, that Fedora makes you very attractive!"

- No woman, ever.


Highlight of my day: watching some guy chase his fedora down the sidewalk.


  • Most guys that wear fedoras are losers. Not me though, my fedora is authentic.
  • I got a laser pointer!
  • I’m a libertarian.
  • Have you heard of thebeardly.com? It’s really funny. I have a beard so I get it.
  • I’m re-reading Atlas Shrugged.
  • That’s a trilby, not a fedora!
  • Men get raped too so stop acting like a victim.
  • This is my man cave. (lives alone)
  • Bazinga!
  • 9/11 was an inside job. I have proof.
  • I’m a political science major.
  • Women in this country should stop their bitching, they have it great compared to women in the middle east.
  • Homeless people should just get a job and stop being lazy.
  • I’m not racist. Not all black people are n*****s. There’s white n*****s too! See? Not racist.


Reading through the fedora tag, realizing that there are entirely too many people who are more angry at bigoted assholes for “ruining” a shitty hat for them than the fact that they’re being bigoted assholes.


Fedora kid in McDonalds


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