Fedoras: Forever Alone

A compilation of the worst offenders in fashion: fedora wearers. Here we collect images of the men (mostly) of OkCupid who message us while wearing these horrible hats that are an instant deal breaker. A fedora speaks volumes about one's character. It implies that he is a basement dwelling, live action role playing, no social skills having, complete and utter geek in the worst sense of the word. Nobody looks good in a fedora (or at least nobody looks better), but these are the chumps that, not only look bad in them, but have single handedly brought the fedora so far out of fashion that we don't think that anything will bring them back. Shame on you geeks of America! Here is your wall of shame.

I found some comics with fedoras an/or “nice guys” :




Have fun!

And sorry for these are not from OKC ^^;

Not technically a message from a fedora but I thought it counted. This guy was also wearing a bike light strapped to his forehead. 

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I am not a libertarian. I am an Anarchocapitalist you uncultured plebeian.
foreveralonefedoras foreveralonefedoras Said:



I’m laughing so hard I feel sick. holy shit. Can I make this into a shirt? Someone make this a badass gif. Please I’ll be really happier than now. I need to throw up from laughing brb. 


Here’s a template if anyone wants to make their own

Fedoras and trench coats go hand in hand.


for 17,000 dollars you could buy 1700 chocolate hats for your dingaling assuming there was free shipping

So this guy was whining about an anti-misogyny comic posted on I Fucking Love Science on FB, and several clicks from his profile later, I found his own web comic:


I couldn’t read it long enough to see if a fedora happened, but you know. 

Even if you don’t post it … enjoy :)